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"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
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May 2024

Just a Message to Readers
Hey Everybody,
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March 2024

The Rise of the Medical Emergency 2024, Pt. 117 - Feb 6th - Feb 12th Reports
What a week… Heart trouble takes out a basketball coach for a spell, but no one knows what killed the 21 year-old college football player. There’s…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency 2024, Pt. 116 - Jan 31st - Feb 5th Reports
A football player on an airplane with an insulin shot helped, a high school cut their classes short, a 6 year-old girl grabbed her 3 year-old brother to…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency 2024, Pt. 115 - Jan 24th - Jan 30th Reports
Dancing, driving, firefighting, and policing gain new elements of danger. A tennis match, a soccer match, and a rally interrupted. Buildings, houses…
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Another Medical Emergency at a Trump Rally
"That medic was unbelievable. He was working."
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February 2024

The Rise of the Medical Emergency 2024, Pt. 114 - Jan 17th - Jan 23rd Reports
People basically dying left and right. Basketball coach, police chief, fire captain. High school basketball coach. Dog sled racer. Stroke at age 24…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency 2024, Pt. 113 - Jan 10th - Jan 16th Reports
A university student, a high school police officer, and a couple regular police officers don't make it through the day. Drivers, spectators, fliers, and…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency, Pt. 112 - Jan 3rd - Jan 9th Reports
A totally alright politician is doing fine probably. A firefighter, a policeman, and several drivers and airline passengers are not doing fine. Meghan…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency, Pt. 111 - Dec 27th - Jan 2nd Reports
High school heroes, firefighter heroes -- all sorts of heroes. Policemen, firemen, truckers, and drivers mortally surprised. Actors having a hard time…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency, Pt. 110 - Dec 20th - Dec 26th Reports
The Grim Reaper's probably coming down with tennis elbow. From Walmart to prison to the open roads, the inane gives way to the tragic. Mystery ailments…
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The Rise of the Medical Emergency, Pt. 109 - Dec 13th - Dec 19th Reports
Sports, high school sports, swimming, driving, wrestling, mining, acting, and traveling all spell certain doom in TROME
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