The Morens Indictment

Big day today, sportsfans. Big day. Here's that indictment.

It looks like:
Co-conspirator 1 is Peter Daszak
Co-conspirator 2 is Ralph Baric
Company 1 is EcoHealth Alliance

And Senior NIAID Official 1 is the only one that was, apparently, pardoned pre-emptively, as if that’s even a thing. He’s also the only they probably don’t let on the rides at Disneyland.