A little poem I wrote about today's most common medical diagnosis: Anything But The Vaccine
ABTV at it again.
If it was a bodybuilder they blame the juice.
If it was an actor they blame the drugs.
If it was a doctor they put it down to stress.
If it's Madonna they'll say she needed more rest.
If it's Jamie Foxx it's a medical scare.
If it's at school they needed a defibrillator there.
If it's on a plane, they hope they'll all be ok.
If it's the pilot -- they hope for the same.
If it's a driver, they hope they're not in the next car.
If it's a swimmer they hope they're not in deep water.
If it's a hiker they'll just say he peaked.
If it's hot they put it down to the heat.
In competition it's down to the stress.
And in sleep, I guess they'd say it's all just down to the rest.
It's Anything But The Vaccine