ABTV

A little poem I wrote about today's most common medical diagnosis: Anything But The Vaccine

ABTV at it again.

If it was a bodybuilder they blame the juice.

If it was an actor they blame the drugs.

If it was a doctor they put it down to stress.

If it's Madonna they'll say she needed more rest.

If it's Jamie Foxx it's a medical scare.

If it's at school they needed a defibrillator there.

If it's on a plane, they hope they'll all be ok.

If it's the pilot -- they hope for the same.

If it's a driver, they hope they're not in the next car.

If it's a swimmer they hope they're not in deep water.

If it's a hiker they'll just say he peaked.

If it's hot they put it down to the heat.

In competition it's down to the stress.

And in sleep, I guess they'd say it's all just down to the rest.

It's Anything But The Vaccine